Family vacation
A family of five is going on vacation. They've rented an RV for the cross country trip.
They loaded the RV with household items, clothing, recreational gear, pets and food. Off they go!
The car crashes into a brick wall minutes after starting the journey. Everyone is killed except the pet monkey.
Police investigate but can't find a reason for the crash. They bring the monkey in for questioning.
Police: What were was the mother doing before the crash?
Monkey pantomimes applying lipstick using the rear view mirror.
Police: Ahhh she had the mirror turned. This might have caused the crash.
Police: What were the kids doing before the crash?
Monkey pantomimes kids fighting.
Police: Ahhh- The kids caused a distraction. This might have caused the crash.
Police: What was the Dad doing before the crash?
Monkey pantomimes drinking out of a bottle.
Police: Ahhh. The father was drinking. This might have caused the crash.
Police: What were you doing before the crash?
Monkey pantomimes holding a steering wheel and driving.
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