[Cornish_Celt]

Middle age texting codes

ATD -at the doctor.
BFF -best friend fell.
BTW -bring the wheelchair.
BYOT -bring your own teeth.
FWIW -forgot where I was.
GGPBL -gotta go, pacemaker battery low.
GHA -got heartburn again.
IMHO -is my hearing aid on?
LMDO -laughing my dentures out.
OMMR -on my massage recliner.
ROFLACGU -rolling on floor laughing and can't get up.
TTYL -talk to you louder

Feel free to add your own.

[dfwtp]

just when i thoght i might know what some of these stand for, now these too.

[CigarMan]

just when i thoght i might know what some of these stand for, now these too.

What? There are other meanings to these?

Hmmm, Google did bring up some other meanings.

.... I wondered why all of the young stars on tv kept having their best friends fall down. This also explains why I kept being told TTYL when I was texting and when I responded in all CAPS they would reply back several hours later.

I also just figured out why some of the girls that I text to would get mad at me for nothing. I thought "FAT" was "fell asleep texting".