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The Joke Thread......

I wonder how long our ancestors managed to live with no shelter...
before they caved
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A Canadian couple made province-shaped cookies
A baker in Canada thought it would be fun to bake cookies that were each in the shapes of Canada's provinces and territories.

"These look delicious," said her husband.

"Thanks!" she said. "And don't worry, I've made some of each shape so you're able to eat them."

"What do you mean?" he asked.

"Well," she said, "I know your family is descended in part from indigenous peoples up North. That means you're not traditionally allowed to eat anything in the shape of the part of Canada that your ancestors came from."

Grabbing a handful of cookies in the shape of Canada's northern central region, he said, "It turns out my family are First Nations. We did a DNA test and everything," and he began to devour the cookies, islands and all.

It's a classic tale. She thought he was Inuit, but he was having Nunavut.
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THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO HMMM....

Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?

If money is the root to all evil, then why is it donated in church?

If the No. 2 pencil the most used pencil, why isn't it #1 yet?

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good questions Smile
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