12-19-2022, 02:03 PM
How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm? His sleigh is flown by raindeer.
The Joke Thread......
12-19-2022, 02:03 PM
What's Santa Claus's favorite type of potato chip? Crisp Pringles!
12-19-2022, 02:04 PM
What is Santa’s primary language? North Polish.
12-19-2022, 02:05 PM
Why does Santa go down the chimney? Because it soots him!
12-19-2022, 02:06 PM
What is Santa's favorite kind of candy? Jolly ranchers.
12-19-2022, 02:07 PM
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer.
12-19-2022, 02:08 PM
How do you know when Santa’s around? You can always sense his presents.
12-19-2022, 02:08 PM
What was Santa's favorite subject in school? Chemis-tree!
12-19-2022, 02:09 PM
Why does Santa always enter through the chimney? Because it soots him.
12-19-2022, 02:10 PM
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing, it was on the house!
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