02-21-2012, 03:31 AM
Top Ten Rejected Valentine\'s Day Cards
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk; But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk
9. Our love will never become cold and hollow...Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
8. I bought this Valentine's card at the sto. In hopes that later, you'd be my ho.
7. This feels so good, it feels so right I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.
6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class; Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.
5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished. But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!
4. Through all the things that came to pass. Our love has grown. . . but so has your ass.
3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie. I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".
2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!
1. If you think that hicke! y looks like a blister; You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk; But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk
9. Our love will never become cold and hollow...Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
8. I bought this Valentine's card at the sto. In hopes that later, you'd be my ho.
7. This feels so good, it feels so right I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.
6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class; Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.
5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished. But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!
4. Through all the things that came to pass. Our love has grown. . . but so has your ass.
3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie. I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".
2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!
1. If you think that hicke! y looks like a blister; You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!
What a RUSHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!