[Cornish_Celt]

1 while taking blood pressure your doctor whistles in amazement.
2 you nick yourself shaving and water comes out.
3 they don't let you into buffets no more.
4 you think manufacturing 200Ib plates would be a great money making idea.
5 you've had a mild headache for about six months now.
6 your butt cheeks resemble pin cushions.
7 all your shirts have the name of a gym,muscle product,or picture of a barbell on them.
8 your sperm count is in the single digits.
9 you notice your patience tends to be on the short side,and you become irritated by things like questions.
10 you're surprised each morning when you wake up.

[Ftblk36]

.....or when someone asks you what day it is you automatically think of a bodypart

[eastabos1]

lmao

Good post bro. I enjoyed this, first thing to make me laugh in a week. I wake up each day suprised myself i must be taking to much lol.

Thanks celt.

[Speedy]

I got one!!! you sit down at walmart to take your blood pressure on the little machine and your fuckin arm won't fit!!!! LMAO I was like what, is this stanadard size cause my arm won't fit lol

[Iwant2grow]

lmfao !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Smokin Joe]

haha, nice 1....

[lobo]

luv it...too funny had me in stitches!

[admin1]

lol, that was good

[Big_Poppa_pump]

Excellent

[chavez3]

Hilarious!