Ahh London, I miss the amusement you bring to my life. It's 08.58 and I've already witnessed:
1. An absolutely rammed tube of human Tetris blocks - which, on stopping - saw one person get off and six people*attempt to get on.*Two succeeded and merged into the sea of static bodies, three returned back to the platform with tales of their failure, and one person evidently disappeared into some kind of space-time continuum never to be seen again.

2. Man I was queuing behind at Liverpool Street ordering flowers for his partner, who, when asked what he wants the message to read, responded with, "Yes, can it read, 'I miss being inside you' ...with two X's please, one little, one big..."London. Where maths isn't great, spatial awareness is beyond flawed, and romance lives strong.

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Hahahaha dam are you for real?
I taught random crap over here was bad lol

Reason #87 why 'text talk' should be banished immediately...On the train back from London late last night. .
Two youths pick up a stray Metro paper...one reads the headline to his mate with a keen interest..."Syria and Korea crises*on agenda at G8 meeting."I was impressed.*...well, I was.*Until he then turned to his mate with a quizzical look on his face, and innocently asked..."What's a gate meeting...?"FML. As they say

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