"Hey there -

I think you’re hot, and have something to tell you… "

Dear spammers. Once again. You are absolutely shit. The Nigerian lottery people made a better attempt at hoaxing me when they addressed me as Muhammad Eazy in one e-mail and Eazy Patel in the next. What exactly do you think the odds are that someone will read this ‘highly personalised’ note?

And the “… ” sign off? Not quite as mysterious and temping as you might think.

Yours sincerely,

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