Spammers
 

"Hey there </Firstname> </Surname> -

I think you’re hot, and have something to tell you… ;)"

Dear spammers. Once again. You are absolutely shit. The Nigerian lottery people made a better attempt at hoaxing me when they addressed me as Muhammad Eazy in one e-mail and Eazy Patel in the next. What exactly do you think the odds are that someone will read this ‘highly personalised’ note?

And the “… ;)” sign off? Not quite as mysterious and temping as you might think.

Yours sincerely,
</Firstname> </Surname>

I am also tired of those emails I got with similar content.