Three men meet a weird car salesman.
Three men, childhood friends, are looking to get new cars. They travel to an odd-looking dealership. They approach the salesman.
Salesman: Greetings, gentlemen. How may I help you today?
The respond that they want new cars.
Salesman: Very well. Answer me one question, and I shall give you a vehicle that's fitting for you.
Confused, but intrigued, the men agree. The salesman then asks the three of them the following question:
"Have you ever cheated on your spouse?"
The first man replies that he has never cheated. The salesman hands him the keys to a Ferrari.
The second man replies that he has only been with one other woman, and only one time. The salesman hands him the keys to an SUV.
The third man replies that he is currently cheating on his wife with his secretary. He is given the keys to a minivan.
The first man can be heard crying. The other two men ask why, when he got the best vehicle.
First Man: My wife was here last week, and she returned with a pair of roller skates.
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