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Bodybuilding jokes!!!! - admin1 - 08-04-2010

Interviewer: "What's the best protein source a bodybuilder can eat?"
Pro: "Another Bodybuilder."

How do Columbians develop muscle? By pushing drugs

A little boy came home from a day trip at gold's gym.
He told his mother that it was the strangest experience
he'd ever had, everyone in there was swollen and screaming
(you can see it now can’t you)

If you notice a number of Bodybuilders in the gym getting erections,don't worry it's called bulking up.

Bodybuilder:"I work on 3 body parts a day."
Pathologist:"So do I."

(I can see it now)
At a bodybuilding contest a moron
put oil all over his body and started sliding around all over the stage.He won the contest because the top three competitors slipped and broke their necks.

What bodybuilding jokes do you know?

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Bodybuilding jokes!!!! - mr.bean - 08-04-2010

LOL, here are my 2cents

Two Bodybuilders were having a fight outside a nightclub
one of them tore off a car exhaust pipe and tried to ram it down the throat of the other builder "This is what I call
the pre-exhaust principle."

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Bodybuilding jokes!!!! - mr.bean - 08-04-2010

Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger train on a desert island?
A: He wanted maximum isolation....

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Bodybuilding jokes!!!! - mr.bean - 08-04-2010

Arnold Schwarzenneger took his car into the garage
for a tune up.The mechanic looked at it and said
" Ah, looks like there's something wrong with your points?"
Arnold snapped back," No,I don't have any weak points!"

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Bodybuilding jokes!!!! - steroidscycles - 08-07-2010

that was good one LOL

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