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eazy 01-23-2013 03:04 PM
what happened to me last night
 
So. I get out the shower, chuck on a top , and head downstairs to make my glorious casein protein and peanut butter protein shake before bed...and what a treat it is, too.

As always, the protein powder sticks to side of the blender, and I go to remove it with a spoon (important not to waste that 1g of protein...that makes all the difference come summer).

So, I take off the lid - whilst it's still blending - obviously, because that's just the kind of absolute maverick I am - and go to mix it in, taunting the blender with my rock 'n' roll, 'I don't need your lid' approach to usage.

(Those of you already gasping have jumped the gun. Do not panic prematurely at this stage. I have done this every day, twice a day, for about 5 years. I know what I'm doing and everything is under control).

Or so I thought.

Turns out, my brain thought it would be absolutely hilarious if my dexterity gave up on me at this point...

...It did. And I dropped the spoon.

Now, I have a shit load of delicious chocolate peanut protein on my ceiling and walls, an equal amount in my hair, and about 17 peanuts that I'm trying to retrieve from my face having shot straight up my nostrils.

ncspacy 01-23-2013 03:24 PM
OMG


what happened to the spoon? one time I did something similar making baby food and shredded the metal spoon, I wasnt about to risk my baby eating metal shards.

eazy 01-23-2013 03:30 PM
Glad im not the only one its happened to .lol ...spoon was fine not a mark on it !

ncspacy 01-23-2013 03:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by eazy (Post 27081)
Glad im not the only one its happened to .lol ...spoon was fine not a mark on it !

damn I shredded mine! I think I kept on pushing the button. metal shards everywhere plus a green mess

Willin2listen 01-23-2013 08:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by eazy (Post 27078)
So. I get out the shower, chuck on a top , and head downstairs to make my glorious casein protein and peanut butter protein shake before bed...and what a treat it is, too.

As always, the protein powder sticks to side of the blender, and I go to remove it with a spoon (important not to waste that 1g of protein...that makes all the difference come summer).

So, I take off the lid - whilst it's still blending - obviously, because that's just the kind of absolute maverick I am - and go to mix it in, taunting the blender with my rock 'n' roll, 'I don't need your lid' approach to usage.

(Those of you already gasping have jumped the gun. Do not panic prematurely at this stage. I have done this every day, twice a day, for about 5 years. I know what I'm doing and everything is under control).

Or so I thought.

Turns out, my brain thought it would be absolutely hilarious if my dexterity gave up on me at this point...

...It did. And I dropped the spoon.

Now, I have a shit load of delicious chocolate peanut protein on my ceiling and walls, an equal amount in my hair, and about 17 peanuts that I'm trying to retrieve from my face having shot straight up my nostrils.
OMG thats the funniest thing I ever read. Sorry you had a mess to clean but its a great story

eazy 01-24-2013 06:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 3up3down (Post 27088)
I had that problem for the longest time except instead of a spoon I would stick my finger in there - adrenaline junkie.

Almost cut it off one time so I invested in one of those blenders that has like 5 blades from bottom to top so nothing gets stuck anymore :D
Cool new one will be a five blade version:)

Ftblk36 01-24-2013 09:49 PM
Cheers easy, just in work and that has cheered me up no end!

rockhead 01-29-2013 10:53 PM
freakin' hysterical! I laughed so hard I almost cried!
Here's why I thought it was so funny...

While I was putting together my perfect protein shake blend (adding all the ingredients before starting), my 3 year old daughter decided that she'd lend a hand by reaching up on the counter and hitting the ice crush button on my beloved Cuisinart as I turned to grab more ingredients. Needless to say, there was a rainbow of ingredients all over the kitchen, my daughter and myself.

Huge Tom 01-30-2013 10:17 AM
you funny bro :D

Quote:
Originally Posted by eazy (Post 27078)
So. I get out the shower, chuck on a top , and head downstairs to make my glorious casein protein and peanut butter protein shake before bed...and what a treat it is, too.

As always, the protein powder sticks to side of the blender, and I go to remove it with a spoon (important not to waste that 1g of protein...that makes all the difference come summer).

So, I take off the lid - whilst it's still blending - obviously, because that's just the kind of absolute maverick I am - and go to mix it in, taunting the blender with my rock 'n' roll, 'I don't need your lid' approach to usage.

(Those of you already gasping have jumped the gun. Do not panic prematurely at this stage. I have done this every day, twice a day, for about 5 years. I know what I'm doing and everything is under control).

Or so I thought.

Turns out, my brain thought it would be absolutely hilarious if my dexterity gave up on me at this point...

...It did. And I dropped the spoon.

Now, I have a shit load of delicious chocolate peanut protein on my ceiling and walls, an equal amount in my hair, and about 17 peanuts that I'm trying to retrieve from my face having shot straight up my nostrils.

Mrdot 02-20-2013 05:41 AM
That must of been fun cleaning it up. Unless u have a dog which would take care of the floor. Lol


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