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Cornish_Celt · #1 (**permalink**) 07-22-2010, 07:49 AM

1 while taking blood pressure your doctor whistles in amazement.
2 you nick yourself shaving and water comes out.
3 they don't let you into buffets no more.
4 you think manufacturing 200Ib plates would be a great money making idea.
5 you've had a mild headache for about six months now.
6 your butt cheeks resemble pin cushions.
7 all your shirts have the name of a gym,muscle product,or picture of a barbell on them.
8 your sperm count is in the single digits.
9 you notice your patience tends to be on the short side,and you become irritated by things like questions.
10 you're surprised each morning when you wake up.

Ftblk36 · #2 (**permalink**) 07-22-2010, 06:14 PM

.....or when someone asks you what day it is you automatically think of a bodypart

#3 (**permalink**) 07-22-2010, 08:46 PM

lmao

Good post bro. I enjoyed this, first thing to make me laugh in a week. I wake up each day suprised myself i must be taking to much lol.

Thanks celt.

Speedy · #4 (**permalink**) 10-06-2010, 05:36 AM

I got one!!! you sit down at walmart to take your blood pressure on the little machine and your fuckin arm won't fit!!!! LMAO I was like what, is this stanadard size cause my arm won't fit lol